Accidentally reblogged a porn gif to the etsy blog. *hides under a pile of embarrassment*
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
every villain is lemons
And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.
And now: The Weather.
For readings on the correlation in horror between puberty and the monstrous, see:
- “He is COLD.”
- “Yeah, he’s got ice in his semen.”
- “Kent Davison? The Pol Pot of pie-charts. Wow, That guy is ruthless! Total inspiration.”
The only thing that stopped this episode being a 10/10 and instead demoted it to a 9/10?
"Any remarks about my hips will not be appreciated."
"Ah, your hips are fine! You’re built like a man!"
"How do I look?"
"Sort of short and roundish but with a good personality which is the main thing."
Can the Doctor please not comment negatively on Clara’s appearance/build for one episode? She doesn’t need to have her body suddenly commented on all the time! It’s not necessary and throws everyone out of the writing! It’s also kind of a kick in the teeth for young girls to have to remember while watching their favourite show that no matter what you do or who you are, if you’re a woman, you’re going to get people making unwanted remarks about your body/face/overall appearance and there’s nothing you can do about it.
My little peeve in an otherwise great episode.
Tagged by truncated-symphony
Nickname: My cousin once unkindly referred to me as Daria?
Birthday: Nov 1st
Height: 5’3” (4” when I’m feeling dishonest!)
Time Zone: Central Standard Time
Time and date: 11:53 AM, Sept 1, 2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night: probably around 7 or 8
The last thing I Googled was: “zip files in windows 7” (This feels vaguely embarrassing, like I don’t know how to use a zip file so for context, my boyfriend recently gave me his laptop when mine went kablooey and he had an expired version of winzip that was beign real ornery.) Oh, and I think my second to last one was “doc hammer penis” which I would really prefer to be my answer.
My most used phrase(s): Largely just a number of amorphous sighs.
First word that comes to mind: lasagna because lasagna was what the person that did this before me put here.
What I last said to a family member: “Well I’m out with friends” in a text to my mother who wanted to call me and then put me on with my grandparents.
One place that makes me happy: my yard
How I sleep: back or right side
Favorite beverage: I drink a lot of apple juice and recently Sprite.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: RiffTrax Live: Sharknado
Three things I can’t live without: cats, internet, tv (sorry)
Something I plan on learning: I just brought home a book on upholstering
A piece of advice for all my followers: Do y’all need advice? None of us know what we’re doing. I’m not sure that counts as advice.
You all have to listen to this: Feel good break up song. Hold onto it until you need it or just play it and pretend you’re newly single and ready to mingle. *shrug*
And I will tag: 2wizards1wand who I wish dreadfully that I’d remembered to tag in the last one (though you could do it instead if you wanted to [or neither, I don’t know your feelings about these tumblr survey memes])
As a population that has experienced the workplace from both perspectives, they hold the key to its biases.
"When he became Ben, however, he immediately noticed a difference in his everyday experience: “People who don’t know I am transgendered treat me with much more respect,” he says. He was more carefully listened to and his authority less frequently questioned. He stopped being interrupted in meetings. At one conference, another scientist said, "Ben gave a great seminar today—but then his work is so much better than his sister’s.” (The scientist didn’t know Ben and Barbara were the same person.) “This is why women are not breaking into academic jobs at any appreciable rate,” hewrote in response to Larry Summers’s famous gaffe implying women were less innately capable at the hard sciences. “Not childcare. Not family responsibilities,” he says. “I have had the thought a million times: I am taken more seriously.””
© Alex Cayley
If we get the chance to do it all again, feel free to do it, love, with another man.
Wow! A molecular nanoscaner!
Phillip Agnew of The Dream Defenders. The Dream Defenders is a human rights organization that’s building leadership and power among young people of colour to challenge racism in their communities. | Phillip Agnew on All In